Twatt Tea Towel
If you need to drop a hint to someone that the dishes "don't do themselves", this could be just what you're in need of.
As with so many of my gifts it's multi-functional:
1) Educational - features both an etymology & cartography, showing the locations of Twatt on Orkney & Shetland as well as the origins of the word
2) Offensive - uses profanity (not big or clever)
3) Dries dishes - you can use your best crockery literally moments after washing if you use this tea towel
It's made in GB and is 100% Cotton with a maximum washing temperature of 40 degrees.