Rude Britannia Tea Towel
Photos of 24 road signs have gone into the making of this smirkingly rude tea towel, with representatives from all 4 of the home nations!
England ranks highest with 17 entries from Minge Lane to Rings End via Sandy Balls.
Northern Ireland exhibits the highest grade of smutty nonsense with Ringrash Road, Semicock Park and Giants Ring.
Wales and Scotland are level pegging on 2 apiece, in the form of Three Cocks and Bully Hole Bottom & Long(f)organ and the ever-present Twatt respectively.
This tea towel is the tea towel-sized. It's made in GB, is 100% Cotton and - as it's screen printed - it's machine washable at 40 degrees.